Dear Diary,
I must say that I did not imagine my holidays to look like that. They were supposed to be spent at home with me doing nothing but here I go with my attempts at working. But don't you worry, my dear diary, I do the kind of work I am good at. Talking, that is. I just talk via phone to people I don't know, ask questions and lie that it will take 3minutes at max.
*(it usually takes 16 minutes and only if they are smart enough so I don't have to say things twice)*
But I know that I like my holidays as they are now much more from the expected version. I just don't have time to get bored much. Of course there are some cons, as I don't